How people are sorted?

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis…
The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger. Peter asks the girl to dip the finger into the holy water.

The next girl says she once fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water.

Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front.

‘Mary, what’s the rush?’ asks Peter.

She replies ‘I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her ass in it. ‘

HELP: STOP breast cancer

BBC Homepage Top News Story

Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up breast cancer. The breast must be sucked as often as possible, help women fight breast cancer today.Men please do your part, and suck a breast now and woman please let your body free! This message is from the ministry of Health IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BREAST CANCER

Please I honestly think we should comply. My humble submission. Help save a life today, please, suck a breast today!!!Send this to all responsible men  
And ladies who are un aware of the high risk !