What magic does a Magic Beer do?

A girl enters a bar, finds a cute boy.

Girl: What r u drinking?

Boy: Its ‘Magic Beer’

Girl: What magic does it have?

Boy: Wanna see?

Boy jumps out of the window, strolls in the air, climbs a couple of sky scrapers and jumps back in

Girl (amazed): I can’t believe it

I must have this drink too

Boy to Bar Tender: Give her what i’m having

Girl drinks the beer, jumps outta window, falls from 4th floor and dies

Bar tender: U know Superman… You’re an asshole when u are drunk. =D

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Blackberry Messenger Group for Harry Potter fans

I’ve been looking for a Harry Potter BBM group for ages. After digging the deepest cave online, I didn’t find anything.

So I made this group for us all. Feel free to scan this barcode. Please spread!

Accio Harry Potter fans!

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What is Progesterex?

A woman was at a club on Saturday night,she was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her. Tests later confirmed repeat rapes and along with traces of  Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims.
Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they Have to do is drop it into the girl’s drink.
The girl can’t remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn’t conceive from the rape and the rapist needn’t worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.
The drug’s effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY-They are P*E*R*M*A*N*E*N*T!Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses. Any female who takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE. The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any university. It’s that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to. Please COPY this to everyone you know, especially girls! Be careful when you’re out and don’t leave your drink unattended. Please make the effort to PASS this on to all you know!! Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives

Well, I googled this “Progesterex” and according to Wikipedia, this is a hoax. Look it yourself.
Having the fact that this is a fictitious drug, please girls. Be careful when you are partying, this hoax only tells one thing.

Do not ruin yourself in just one night.

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Common words are Anagrams?

 

This has got to be one of the cleverestE-mails I’ve received in awhile.Someone out thereis deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)!DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM 

PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER 

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER 

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT 

THE EYES: !When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE 

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE 

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS 

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME 

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY 

ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES – LET’S RECOUNT 

SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S 

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE 

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLERYep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaaytoo much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)Bet your friends haven’t seen this one!!!DON’T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

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Blackberry Tip: How to clear logs?

BlackBerry tip:

Every action on ur bb is logged which in time will slow ur bb down… At least once a week, hold ALT key and press LGLG (the letters) while on your home screen. You will see the logs. Then click the Blackberry menu button and select “clear log” this keeps phone moving 100% faster!!

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My Car can give me Cancer

This is a broadcasted message from BBM. Sharing it coz it is worth reading.

Even if yu dnt drive,pass it on!
Please do NOT turn on the A/C of your car as soon as you enter the car.

Open the windows after you enter your car and turn ON the AC after a couple

of minutes.

Here’s why:

According to a research, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener emit Benzene,a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen – take time to observe the smell of heated plastic in your car).

In addition to causing cancer, Benzene poisons your bones, causes anemia and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer.Can also cause miscarriage.

Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50mg per sq.ft. A car parked indoors with windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene.

If parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level.

People who get into the car, keeping windows closed will inevitably inhale, in quick succession, excessive amounts of the toxin. Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver.. What’s worse, it is extremely difficult for the body to expel this toxic stuff.

So friends, please open the windows and door of your car’s – give time for interior to air out -dispel the deadly stuff – before you enter.

Thought:

‘When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.’

PLEASE SEND TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SOMEHOW GUILTY OF THIS PROCEDURES.

the only way to predict the future….is to CREATE it….NOW!..

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Same old shit, different day

“Same old shit, different day.”

That is the everyday quote that lingers in my mind everyday. I’ve been doing the same old stuff for more than a year already and this makes my life so boring. There’s these mornings that I ignore the alarm of my phone and thought of not reporting for work and just stay at home and be free. But I guess, the universe doesn’t agree to it. I have never been absent due to nonsense reasons which I used to do for a long time now.

“The flesh is willing but the spirit is weak.”

My clock alarms at 4am but my body usually wakes up at around 3:50 am which only means that my body is very willing to go and report for work. Myself, my spirit on the other hand does the opposite. It holds me back and discourages me to wake up everyday giving me signals like: “Sleep more, you need it.”
I must say at some point I was about to agree to what my spirit is telling me but I refused because I know that it will give me no good at all.

“Be thankful and stop complaining.”

A quote which enlightens me every time if thought of the quote same old shit. It makes me to be more positive and more appreciative in life. I am just like encouraging myself that “Hey, it’s still okay. You are still fortunate to have a work. Be thankful for it.”

I guess at some point in our lives this kind of moment really happens. Where you just wanna go somewhere, reflect and think of what you really want in life. Then there will come a time that it is just a phase of realizing that what you needed is already there in front of you. It may not be the best, but it is worth to live for. Because life progresses which says: “The best is yet to come.”

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