A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis…
The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger. Peter asks the girl to dip the finger into the holy water.
The next girl says she once fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water.
Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front.
‘Mary, what’s the rush?’ asks Peter.
She replies ‘I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her ass in it. ‘