Eight Lies Of A Mother


This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn’t enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say, “Eat this rice, son, I’m not hungry.”

This was Mother’s First Lie.

As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; my heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, “Eat this fish son, I don’t really like fish.”

This was Mother’s Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, “Mother, go to sleep; it’s late: you can continue working tomorrow morning.” Mother smiled and said, “Go to sleep son, I’m not tired.”

This was Mother’s Third Lie.

When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her… Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother’s love. Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said, “Drink son, I’m not thirsty!”

This was Mother’s Fourth Lie.

After Father’s death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family’s life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family’s condition worsening, my kind Uncle, who lived near my house, came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying, “I don’t need love.”

This was Mother’s Fifth Lie.

After I had finished my studies and got a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, “I have enough money.”

That was Mother’s Sixth Lie.

I continued my part-time studies for my Master’s Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn’t want to bother her son. She said to me, “I’m not used to high living.”

That was Mother’s Seventh Lie.

In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, “Don’t cry son, I’m not in pain.”

That was Mother’s Eighth Lie.

Telling me this eighth lie, she died.

M – O – T – H – E – R

“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of gold,
“E” is for her eyes with love-light shining in them,
“R” means right , and right she’ll always be,

Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER”

… a word that means the world to me.




*credits to the author who happens to be “Anonymous”


Why We Love Mom

Our mothers are many times the unsung heroes of our lives. Whether it’s their endless encouragement or the example they set, our moms are crucial to every part of our lives and seldom ask for anything in return. It’s time we let mom know we appreciate all the things she has done for us.

HELP: STOP breast cancer

BBC Homepage Top News Story

Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up breast cancer. The breast must be sucked as often as possible, help women fight breast cancer today.Men please do your part, and suck a breast now and woman please let your body free! This message is from the ministry of Health IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BREAST CANCER

Please I honestly think we should comply. My humble submission. Help save a life today, please, suck a breast today!!!Send this to all responsible men  
And ladies who are un aware of the high risk !

All Time Favorite Story Jokes

Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I’d like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development.”At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: “Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny’s’ crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room”Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day, teacher: “Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anna”
Anna: “Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn’t have to walk so far to get bread and milk.”
Teacher: “Very good Anna! Yes Koosie!”
Koosie: “Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home”
Teacher: “Excellent, thank you Koosie!”At this point, little Johnny’s hand shoots up and the teacher asks:”Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home.”
Little Johnny: “Near my home, they are building a huge brothel”
As all the young ladies get up and proceed to leave, Little Johnny says,”Hold it, you little whores, it hasn’t opened yet!”

An Illiterate Father wid his educated son wnt on a cmping trp,dey setup deir tent & fell aslep.
Sum hours later,Father wakes his Son & asks:Luk up to d sky & tel me wat u C?
Son:I C milions of stars.
Fathr:& wat does dat tel u?
Son:Astronomicaly, it tels dat dere r milions of galxies & planets..
Father remains silnt 4 momnt thn saz:Idiot, sum1 has stoln R tent!
MORAL: Eduction ruins your comon sense….:)

The famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud.

“This is not the 1928 Mouton.”

The waiter assures him it is, and soon there are another twenty people surrounding the table, including the chef and the manager trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton.

Finally someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.

“My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine.”

Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928.

“I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way, you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location.”

Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, “When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the other, then smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a small distance in geographic location makes.”

This guy goes and buys himself a new motorcycle. The dealer gives him a lil tip “when it rains put some vasiline on the leather seat 2 keep it from cracking” he says.

Dat nite the guy was going to meet his girls parents for the 1st time. As he pulls up to the house he is greeted by his girlfriend who tells him “One thing I forgot to tell u is my parents are a lil weird. Its fine to talk during dinner but when we are done the 1st person 2 talk has 2 do the dishes”. The guy thinks this is easy enough to do so he walks in.

Dinner is going great food is good and they are having a wonderful convo. Now dinner is over and they make there way to da family room where everyone sits without a word.

They guy says to himself I can just sit here starring at everyone. I have 2 talk but I’m not trying 2 do da dishes.

He looks at his girl and starts making out wit her in front her parents… Noone says anything… He takes off all her clothes… No1 says n anything… He fucks her in front of everyone… But no 1 says anything…

“Shit what can I do now” he says… He looks at his girls mother n starts making out wit her… No1 says n e thing… He takes off all her clothes… No1 says n e thing… He fucks her in front of every1… But no 1 says n e thing…

“You got 2 be kidding me” he says… “What da hell can I do?”

Just then he looks out the window n sees its starting 2 rain. He remembers what the dealer told him about da leather seat and goes into his bag and pulls out the vasiline…

The father jumps up and shouts “FUCK NO!!!… I’LL DO DA DISHES!!!l

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